TV-B-Gone v1.2 @ Marginally Clever.

When I was growing up we had a very simple rule in the house: No TV at mealtime. No exceptions. Now that I’m an adult I find it really rude to have TVs in every restaurant, bar, and club. I’m there to socialize, not watch the idiot box! Oh, if only I had the power to turn them all off! …and like manna from heaven, a Maker must have heard my plea.